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Greatest Unhits: Voyages of the Stay​-​In​-​Place Boat

by The Stay-In-Place Boat

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1.
I Didn't Pay My Taxes (And Now I'm in Trouble) 02:06
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i didn't pay my taxes and now i'm in trouble i to the r s this is my guess these bitches don’t know that i live in the u.s. fifty million dollars that the world doesn’t know about companies in panama i really couldn’t live without didn’t pay a penny for these public roads all these government goats can suck my chode ayn rand told me atlas shrug on these hoes and now i proudly own twenty out-of-state homes these men came to my door and said i’m being audited thought of it and said to them that i did not do it they said “freeze” and i knew i had been spotteded i can’t do two years in prison. I CAN’T DO TWO YEARS IN PRISON. so i ran out the door grabbed the gun i hid under the floor then i robbed a store, left through the back door went to the airport and landed in court ugh i didn't pay my taxes and now i'm in trouble
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life is short, join a cult 01:22
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life is short join a cult i highly suggest that you join a cult life is short join a cult i will force you into my cult
3.
(this account is managed) 02:01
4.
Arbor Day (420 vers.) 01:12
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Everything Has Gone to Shit 02:31
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Everything has gone to shit and I've never felt better Everything has gone to shit and I'm doing totally fine Everything has gone to shit Everything has gone to shit I am doing totally fine Nothing to deal with it Everything has gone to shit Everything has gone to shit This is the Stay-In-Place Boat With a helpful guide to staying in place (1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77) I am not facing any issues Empty journal pages and tissues What did I do here again? Stay up till 7 AM My sleep schedule is all out of wack I think I'm having a heart attack I thought I was a night person but I just fucking hate the daytime Everything has gone to shit Everything has gone to shit Everything has gone to shit Everything has gone to shit Everything has gone to shit Everything has gone to shit Everything has gone to shit Everything has gone to shit
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Arbor Day (mark's vers.) 00:42
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my name is mark i like to go to the park i stay until it closes and that's when it gets dark who doesn't love looking at a good tree? they're good for your lungs and they're good for the bees guess what happens on the last friday in the month of april, not in may that's right, you got it, it's arbor day arbor day arbor day arbor day arbor day arbor day arbor day arbor day arbor day arbor day arbor day arbor day arbor day arbor day arbor day arbor day arbor day arbor day arbor day
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miss you, pts. 1 & 2 05:02
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i don't know dude, i'm flippin out 01:59
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BOY ven aquí, princesa take a shit in a bag
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coconuts on the shore 00:57
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tinybipbop 00:53
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in the car 02:34

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~volumes 1–5 of Greatest Unhits~
volume I: tracks 1 & 2
volume II: tracks 3 & 4
volume III: tracks 5 & 6
volume IV: track 7
volume V: tracks 8–11
(not pictured: tracks 12 & 13)
(volume I bonus: track 14)

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released August 21, 2020

by spencer baumann
vol. i art by veda & june

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