it's the stay-in-place boat it's the stay-in-place boat put your hands up and get ready to float it's the stay-in-place boat it's the stay-in-place boat put your hands up and get ready to float

make your stay-in-place house a stay-in-place home even if you can't afford a home loan just pictures of JIMMY up on the walls and spray your blood all over the halls make your stay-in-place house a stay-in-place home follow these steps and you'll never be alone go outside and throw yourself into the SEA everybody knows it's the cool place to be make your stay-in-place house a stay-in-place home repeat these words until your mouth is full of foam jump out the window and hope you can FLY look in the mirror and try not to cry make your stay-in-place house a stay-in-place home transform that basement into a catacomb choke to death while munching on oats spewing grains while grasping at your throat! it's the stay-in-place boat it's the stay-in-place boat put up your hands and get ready to float

Hey kids. It’s the Stay-In-Place boat. Got a cool little tune to teach you how to move graphs left and right. I hope you enjoy it. It’s gonna be real, real wet. Here it comes. It goes a little like this: Add to x, go left! Add to x, go left! Add to x, guess what happens next, you add to x and go left! You should always remember which way is left whether you're doing crime or doing meth! If you don't remember which way is left then there will be nothing left Add to x, go left! Add to x, go left! Add to x, guess what happens next, you add to x and go left! See? That wasn't too hard. I'm sure you'll get the hang of it now. But I bet you're wondering... what happens if you *subtract from x?* Well, you're about to find out, and you're not gonna like it. You know what? You've done yourself a huge disservice. Subtract from x, go right. Subtract from x, go right. There is nothing you can do to prevent the blight. Subtract from x, go right. Subtract from x, go right. Subtract from x, go right. You thought you could hide from HIS horrible might. Subtract from x, go right. Subtract from x, go right. Say your very last goodnight. Subtract... from x... go... right. Add to x, go left! Add to x, go left! Add to x, guess what happens next! You add to x and go left.

everybody do the jimmy shimmy oh yeah it’s Jimmy Shimmy time so put on your jacket hope you brought an extra heart because we’re bout to attack it have you heard about the new dance craze on the net? you’re about to find out, and it’s pretty pretty wet! now, this dance requires hands, and i’m guessing you have two but if you do not have both hands then i guess that sucks for you so you take your human hands and you move them up and down to the side, down below, move them all around the town there are no specific moves ‘cause this hand movement’s a movement but you can practice in a mirror if you’re looking for improvement though that doesn’t make much sense because you’re just flailing your limbs but if you get real good at doing it, you’ll impress all the jims! now are you ready? let’s try! prepare for gyration get ready to become the next hand wiggling sensation if you like how this is sounding your success will be resounding but beware of your surroundings, you don’t want to give them poundings everybody do the jimmy shimmy a shimmy of the jimmy is a blow to aristocracy a celebration of the simple pleasure of beaurocracy a hip new way to join the Jimmy theocracy if you do not see him as your god then that’s just hypocrisy! the world spins fast thanks to Jimmy technology the greatest new science since the field of mycology the fastest-growing cult since the church of Scientology let me tell you bout the tenets of our philosophy: the world is flat. obama is a reptile. every human being must embrace the Jimmy lifestyle: only park in the handicap spots every lightbulb is at least 50 watts do not eat red meat on weekends cut off contact with all of your friends these are all more important than you can comprehend if you do not live like this then your life will quickly end everybody do the jimmy shimmy are you having fun yet? got those jimmy juices flowing? only 4 minutes in, and we’re gonna keep going it’s a power shimmy song, baker’s dozen minutes long and you gotta play along! what could possibly go wrong? let’s go over some quick safety tips to save some unwanted emergency room trips under no circumstances should you shimmy when you drive and you also shouldn’t shimmy if you’re over 85 if you break shimmy protocol you should not be alive so our Jimmy paramilitary teams will arrive the deadly Jimmy agents will take you out when you sleep your friends and family can’t do anything but weep your closed-casket funeral will be short and pathetic so be safe when you shimmy, now, do you get it? from the band that taught you how to move polynomials stay tuned for the chorus and hear some testimonials everybody do the jimmy shimmy (so what does Jimmy mean to you?) GL: A few months ago, I'm ashamed to admit, but I was addicted... to heroin and, Jimmy, he got me off it. He told me every time I did heroin, I would get kicked in the balls. And that's where my second problem came up and... I just really like getting kicked in the balls. (what does Jimmy mean to you?) JB: Y'know, a couple years ago, I was in a really dark place. And Jimmy, well, he really helped light it up, y'know, cause he's a flashlight. He really lit up the area and that's something I could never do without him, and I just really appreciate Jimmy for that. (so what does Jimmy mean to you?) SG: Jimmy is god. And that's a fact. That's a rootin tootin... well, I'm not gonna finish that rhyme, but it's a fact. everybody do the jimmy shimmy we’re approaching the end of our jimmy shimmy journey and i gotta leave soon to see my attorney my very real wife and i are getting divorce she says i shimmy too much. how is that possible? please susan, don’t do this. don’t. susan, please. at least leave me the kids. the dog? something? anything? …this stupid dance has ruined my life. i need to get out of here. oh god. everybody do the jimmy shimmy you’ve done it. you’ve experienced it all. there is no more jimmy left to shimmy. we have successfully exhausted the jimmy supply. he is free. he is finally free. there will be no jymnal sequel. there will be no james shames extended version #2. there will be no more jimmy shimmy. …but there might be more jimmy socks if there’s a demand for that. although i doubt it. but hey, now that this whole jimmy thing is over, we can move on to bigger and better things. the stay-in-place boat, beeyotch. it’s jimmy time. jimmy now, jimmy here, jimmy forever. ...i actually haven’t spoken to jimmy in probably a few months. whoops.

(give me the square root of x) again, just like we did in the last problem, we're going to take the square root, we're gonna square both sides, and we're left with x equals 36. this example's gonna require a little bit more work because we've got x on both sides of the equation — so what we need to do again — getting rid of our radical is important, so we're gonna square all of both sides. when i square the left side i'm just left with x plus three, when i square the right side— so you're not just squaring x, you're not just squaring negative three. now, we gotta get all the terms on the same side, so i'm gonna subtract x and subtract three from this side and also from this side. which gives us zero equals x squared negative six